I'm Glad I Don't Eat Pork

Or any other kind of meat.

Swine flu, eh? Seems like every few years, there's a new type of animal-related flu to scare the food out of us.

I never was a fan of ham; pork chops I can take or leave. I used to like bacon and sausage quite a bit, but they make fake versions of those that taste damn close to the real thing.

Bring on the soy protein!